Elon Musk & Heir To The Martian Throne To Raise Army Of Cyborgs

**WARNING!  THERE ARE NO JOKES IN THIS ARTICLE, THIS IS ALL SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE REPORTING!** In his typically emotionless, slow talking, casual, soft-spoken manner, Billionaire, Genius and Probable Android Elon Musk dropped a series of bombshells on his 2nd appearance on the highly popular Joe Rogan Experience Podcast that should have given humanity a collective heart […]