Christian Nation Shocked To Find Out Greed & Pride Are Not Good
In a stunning revelation to hundreds of millions of citizens of a self-proclaimed Christian Nation, a top biblical scholar made a jaw-dropping announcement that sent shock-waves through the very core of the Christian Nation known as “America.” “After carefully pouring over the bible… well really just a quick glance at a couple really well-known pages […]
Betsy DeVos Releases New Hunger Games Based Curriculum
WASHINGTON DC- On Tuesday, before a congressional hearing, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos released a new curriculum to be rolled out nationwide in September. “Our students need to return to in-person classes, and they must prepare for the challenges they will face in the arena,” DeVos told the committee. The DeVos-Hunger Games Curriculum will require 2 […]
Elon Musk & Heir To The Martian Throne To Raise Army Of Cyborgs
**WARNING! THERE ARE NO JOKES IN THIS ARTICLE, THIS IS ALL SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE REPORTING!** In his typically emotionless, slow talking, casual, soft-spoken manner, Billionaire, Genius and Probable Android Elon Musk dropped a series of bombshells on his 2nd appearance on the highly popular Joe Rogan Experience Podcast that should have given humanity a collective heart […]