Christian Nation Shocked To Find Out Greed & Pride Are Not Good

In a stunning revelation to hundreds of millions of citizens of a self-proclaimed Christian Nation, a top biblical scholar made a jaw-dropping announcement that sent shock-waves through the very core of the Christian Nation known as “America.” “After carefully pouring over the bible… well really just a quick glance at a couple really well-known pages […]

Betsy DeVos Releases New Hunger Games Based Curriculum

WASHINGTON DC- On Tuesday, before a congressional hearing, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos released a new curriculum to be rolled out nationwide in September. “Our students need to return to in-person classes, and they must prepare for the challenges they will face in the arena,” DeVos told the committee. The DeVos-Hunger Games Curriculum will require 2 […]

PornHub Insights “…the world’s kinks are only getting weirder.”

PornHub Insights “…the world’s kinks are only getting weirder.” Expert Reporting By Paul Dudar, Esquire MONTREAL – On Wednesday, the internet pornographic sharing service PornHub made public its statistical data for the first half of 2020 and the results are intriguing. According to Arthur M. Ficus, head of PornHub’s Insights division “…the world’s kinks are […]

Elon Musk & Heir To The Martian Throne To Raise Army Of Cyborgs

**WARNING!  THERE ARE NO JOKES IN THIS ARTICLE, THIS IS ALL SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE REPORTING!** In his typically emotionless, slow talking, casual, soft-spoken manner, Billionaire, Genius and Probable Android Elon Musk dropped a series of bombshells on his 2nd appearance on the highly popular Joe Rogan Experience Podcast that should have given humanity a collective heart […]

Planet’s Leaders Running Out Of Ways To Scold Citizens Into Staying Home

“I’ve just resorted to waking up every morning and yelling ‘Stay the fuck home you fucking cunt fuckers!” on the morning news until I pass out from asphyxiation,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau during an emergency G20 Group Skype Call this afternoon. “Oooh, that’s a good one. Does it work?” asked Germany’s Chancellor Angela […]

Canadian TV Networks Ahead Of The Curve On Halting Productions

(March 15, 2020, Mostly Toronto) Canadian TV Executives didn’t at all feel the need to assure Canadian Actors, Writers and especially comedians not to worry about any change to their production slate. “Are you kidding me? Everyone knows by now we got rid of original programming a decade ago,” Melissa Collinsworth told the news division […]